My Day Was Funny, Funnier, Fucked

I was going to write about this--



and how it was funny and wrong and made me laugh and no-I am not going to buy but would not turn it down if a gift...

I was going to comment on this

"Pearl Harbor is also a sexual move. When you are fucking your partner from behind, you spit on their back. The unsuspecting foe, assuming you have already climaxed, then turns around and you cum in their face. The Pearl Harbor. What a lovely surprise attack!"

And how this was so wrong that I spit out my water across my desk and almost died and took out a computer with me.

But no--two words.

Bomb threat.