Things learned this Weekend—for Chloe…

Knockers are only for the front door—not the back. If you ain’t a celebrity then you ain’t going in the backdoor. Keep the hardware out of the bedroom—no need for a weapon check between the sheets. Beware of friends with balconies and hooking up with their neighbors—someone will always see you…. If he takes a shower before you go out—beware his wandering hands.