Things learned this Weekend—for Chloe…

Knockers are only for the front door—not the back.

If you ain’t a celebrity then you ain’t going in the backdoor.

Keep the hardware out of the bedroom—no need for a weapon check between the sheets.

Beware of friends with balconies and hooking up with their neighbors—someone will always see you….

If he takes a shower before you go out—beware his wandering hands.