Everything in this video is about who I wanted to be in 3rd grade. It is also who I imagine I am in my head in times of trouble--or just out in a bar. Honestly
1) Bad Ass Trike?
2) Ruler of the roller rink?
3) Looking like an escaped model from a Nagel painting?
4) Being a Solid Gold Dancer?
Honestly you learn more about me from watching this video than I could hope to blog in the next 10 years of my life even if I also starred on a reality show at the same time.
THIS IS EVERYTHING