So I finally figured out who sent me the "God Hates Bags" bag... I am glad I wasn't crazy and didn't buy it myself for myself in some weird stupor... It turns out Johnno's friend Andie randomly saw my post and bought it for me for Valentine's Day. She emailed me the other day to make sure it came, was surprised to find out that didn't have a note and now the case is closed.
Good to know.
I was wish I was better at doing things like that myself. Just randomly finding things for others and giving gifts in the moment. Maybe this is a sign that I should work on doing just that... Or more people could put hints out there and I could be the Secret Santa they have been hoping for.