Things I learned in Vegas

Things I learned this weeked--

1) How much faux hair costs and that they cause headaches....

2) That h2 hummers really suck and Edie really, really hates them.

3) That some pretty shoes never make it off the casino floor.

4) That Monet helped redefine that idea of the still life by using a landscape that he himself planned--the Japense gardens--thus bringing up the question of whether it was truly a 'still of life' when he painstakingly designed the landscape to look an exact way before painting it.

5) That 12:09 is the time that everything went 'wrong'--lololol.

6) That none of us wants to grow up to be the 2 Suzies...

7) That the Imperial Palace has nasty bathrooms.

8) That Edie likes to spoon in her sleep and doesn't care who she does it with.

9) That Kyle's new hair (the guy from the Band at the 9 Fine Irish) makes him really hot and look like a hobbit at the same time.

10) That I am right to ALWAYS use the crosswalk!!!!

And the final thing I learned?


That I can always have a good time with my girls in Vegas!!! (or anywhere else) Thanks for including me and being so cool, funny, sexy, drunk, pretty, nude, and a list of a million other things... I had a great time!!!!

And I can't wait to do it again.!!!