This is true for all of us--

This came from Lola and oh so true....

"Having recently spent a few nights like this I thought it appropriate to send along the wisdom:

21 SIGNS A GIRL SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT . . . . .

1. She has absolutely no idea where her purse is.

2. She believes that dancing with her arms overhead and
wiggling her butt while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move
ever.

3. She suddenly decides that she wants to kick someone's
ass and honestly believes she could do it too.

4. During her her last trip to the ladies room she realizes that she
now looks more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess she did just four
hours ago.

5. She drops her 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, which she picks up and
eats even though she's not the least bit hungry.

6. She starts crying and telling everyone she sees that
she loves them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before she is due to
start work

8. She has found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek
sitting next to her.

9. The man she's flirting with used to be her 5th grade
teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a
Table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Her eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so she keeps them half closed and thinks it looks exotically sexy.

12. She suddenly takes up smoking and becomes really good at
it.

13. She yells at the bartender, who (she believes) cheated
by giving her just lemonade in her last drink, when really
she can no longer taste the gin.

14. She thinks she's in bed, but the pillow feels strangely
like the kitchen floor.

15. She starts every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take
this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. She fails to notice that the toilet lid's down when she
sits on it.

17. Her hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. She's tired so she just sits on the floor (wherever she
happens to be standing) to take a quick nap.

19. She begins leaving the buttons open on her button fly
pants to cut down on the time she's in the bathroom and away from her drink.

20. She takes her shoes off because she believes it's their
fault that she is having problems walking straight.

21. She starts believing that everyone in the room wants to
see her boobs. "