Wednesday, December 29, 2004

I never

( ) I Never Have Been Drunk

( ) I Never Have Smoked Pot

( ) I Never Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex

( ) I Never Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

(x) I Never Crashed A Friend's Car

(x) I Never Have Been To Japan

( ) I Never Rode In A Taxi

( ) I Never Had Anal Sex or given

(x) I Never Have Been In Love

( ) I Never Have Had Sex In Public

( ) I Never Have Been Dumped

( ) I Never Done Cocaine

( ) I Never Shoplifted

(x) I Never Have Been Fired

(x) I Never Been In A Fist Fight

( ) I Never Had group intercourse

( ) I Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House

( ) I Never Have Been Tied Up

(x) I Never Have Been Caught Masturbating

(x) I Never Pissed On Myself

( ) I Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex

(x) I Never Been Arrested

( ) I Never Made Out With A Stranger

( ) I Never Stole Something From My Job

(x) I Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square

(x) I Never Went On A Blind Date

( ) I Never Lied To A Friend

( ) I Never Had A Crush On A Teacher

(x) I Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans

(x) I Never Been To Europe

( ) I Never Skipped School

( ) I Never hooked up With A Co-Worker

( ) I Never Cut Myself On Purpose

(x) I Never Had Sex At The Office

(x) I Never Have Been Married

(x) I Never Have Been Divorced

( ) I Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week

( ) I Never Have Posed Nude

(x) I Never Got Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them

(x) I Never Have Killed Anyone

(x) I Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner

(x) I Have Never Thrown Up In A Bar

(x) I Have Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire

(x) I Have Never Eaten Sushi

(x) I Have Never Been Snowboarding

( ) I Have Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party

(x) I Have Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room ((ohh but do I want to!))

(x) I Have Never Flashed Anyone

( ) I Have Never Hooked Up with a Friend's ex girlfriend

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