I Really Want To…

I really want to quit my job today. I sent out e-mails to the right people, have been searching Reality Staff.com. I’m an idiot. I should have just taken Abe up on his job offer last week.

But seriously people—I might just quit.

Is it okay for me to ask them to change my job title from Story Assistant to Post’s Bitch. I think I really need to borrow Valeska’s shirt. At least for today.