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Take the first sentence or two from the first post of each month. Pass it on.

January: I AM DRUNK BUT NONETHELESS--HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!

February: I am Butch Damn It!!!!

I am only 46% gay!!! Go me!!!

March: I am boring—I did nothing at all today.

April: You're "Cheerleader". You love
cheerleading, Le Girl magazine, and looking so
good! You are popular and the leader of Teen
Girl Squad.


May: This Makes Me Cry.

LOS ANGELES - William Joseph Bell, an Emmy award-winning daytime TV soap writer, producer and co-creator of "The Young and the Restless" and "The Bold and the Beautiful," has died. He was 78.

June: Friday I discovered the glory of "Eurotrip" the film with Kelly and Lizzie.

July: I’m not huge believer in tarot cards, psychics or fortunetellers. I say not huge because I have two rather odd experiences that make me open to the possibilities—things that would be extremely hard to explain away and so I leave myself open.

August: Am I Normal? Solitude does strange things to you

September: So we went turtle racing the other night--I was rather hesitant because I have problem with exploitation--much less animal exploitation.

October: Overhead at work

"Hey-don't I know your sister--Cinderella?"

November: Your birth on the 19th day of the month adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your life path.

December: It's Less Sleazy then It Seems.

Ok--truth time. Part of the reason I was so bummed about things with the apartment is that I knew that being trapped in a hotel meant I couldn't see Sam.