Shouldn’t Open My Mouth

As of late some freaky things have been happening. Innocent (okay maybe not that innocent) statements or scenarios I have suggested have randomly become true. Like I have some weird hook up with universe or something.

1) Cutting the hand. I was talking with one of the girls on-line about trying to sneak out of work early and joked about telling my boss my roommate sliced open her hand and needed me to meet her at the emergency room.

Later that Day—Kirby called me to ask if she should take someone to emergency room or the doctor when they have cut their hand open. When I asked why she told me that Amy had cut her hand open that afternoon and she wasn’t sure what to do.

2) Broken Down Car. I was trying to figure out how to trick Samuel to meet up with Kaylie for a birthday dinner. I wanted it to be a surprise and was debating what story would work. I came up with the idea that Kirby would be at the Galleria and stranded due to her car being broken down.

20 Minutes Later. I was calling Kirby to see if she wanted to join us for the birthday dinner but she couldn’t because she was stranded. Her car was having problems and was in the shop.

3) Split Couple. I was reading Vaughn’s journal where he was talking about how no one was calling or writing. I asked Samuel if his ex (Vaughn) had broken up with his boyfriend and Samuel said no. I mentioned Vaughn should come visit soon.

Two Days Later. Vaughn had a fast and bad break up with said boyfriend and was trying to change a plane ticket meant for visiting the boyfriend to come visit us.

4) Lay Offs. I was talking with Kirby on phone about lay offs and how hard it is to get used to having no money and losing jobs like that. That having no money could be a real issue with certain relationships and that I should learn to handle that better.

Five Minutes Later. I hang up with Kirby and the phone rings. Samuel. First words out of his mouth—‘I got laid off today’.


I think I’m right to find this shite creepy…. I mean—what are the chances? I should probably just take a vow of silence. Or stop talking to Kirby.