Quote of the Year

As Lola, Kelly and I finished up shopping, we're in the process of getting rung up at Old Navy when the stupidyingly hotte salesclerk said the following to me....

"Is it hard or soft?"

This was so unexpected that it stopped the girls conversation to the point that Lola made a face and I felt myself go fully dumb. Of course I was wearing my 'I have candy' t-shirt but still...

I did manage to reply that it depended on the audience. And my mood.

But seriously people. Seriously.