THE GAY SURVEY


1. How Old Were You When You Knew You Were Gay?
13 was when I fully figured it out.

2. Have You Ever Had Sex With The Opposite Sex?
Yeah—not bad either.

3. Who Is The First Person You Came Out To?
Hope Taylor

4. Are You Out To Your Parents?
Yes

5. Do You Want Children?
Yes—it’s a deal breaker.

6. Do You Have More Gay Friends or Straight Friends?
Straight though sometimes I wonder… (you know who you are)

7. Were You Out in School?
Yeah—was hard.

8. Is Your Best Friend The Same Sex As You?
Actually no.

9. If Your Best Friend Is The Same Sex, have you ever had sex with them?


10. Have you ever done crystal meth?
Don’t like drugs—really.

11. Have You Ever Been In A Sling?
No—that’s not classy.

12. Have You Ever Done A 3-way?
Yeah—now that was tastefully done.

13. Have You Ever Dressed In Drag?
One of the original contestants for Emerson College’s Dragtober fest.

13a. Would you date a Drag queen?
Not really.

14. Are You A Top/Bottom or truly Versatile?
Versatile—though that can change within the relationship.

15. Have You Seen An Uncircumsized Penis?
Of course.

16. Have You Had Sex With Someone of A Different Race?
Many times.

17. How Many Cher CDs do you own?
None—though why I’m not sure.

18. Name Of Your First True Love?
Michael. (No last name—though I have date 4 of them.)

19. Do You Still Talk To them?
Talk is an odd word.

21. Does Size Matter?
Not at all.

22. Biggest Turn On?
Being funny, sexy and having an open personality.

23. Biggest Turn Off?
Being too skinny or having more highlights than any of my female friends. Trust me—that’s hard to do.

24. Ever Been Harrassed Because You Are Gay?
Yea—scary shite.

25. Worst Gay Sterotype That Applies To You?
I like gossip.

26. Ever Been To A Pride Rally?
Yeah—but none in Los Angeles.

27. Would You Marry If You Could?
I’d like to think so…

28. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?
Rich and smart can be used to make you beautiful.

29. Do You Sculpt Your Eyebrows?
Nope—don’t have too.

30. Do You Trim Your Body?
I shave—my face.

31. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
Yes.

32. Ever been to an orgy?
Hmm…

33. Have you dated your best friends ex?
Nope.

34. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president?
Hell’s yeah.

35. Do you want monogamy in your relationships?
Yeah—but with possibilities.

36. Do you believe in true love?
No—true love is this idea that is force feed to us all with all this bizarre meaning and circumstances that makes us either insecure or constantly questioning what we have.

37. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.

38. Do you have any piercings?
Nose stud.

39. Would you date a smoker?
LOLOLOL…..

41. Do you know anyone who has died from H.I.V.?
No.

42. Do you know what Stonewall was?
Yeah—type of jean wash? (Just kidding.)

43. Wonder Woman, Xena or The Halliwell Sisters?
Wonder woman…

44. Strangest place you have had sex?
Boston Esplande

45. Strangest place you've woken up?
Naked in my own bed—with a neighbor.

46. Are your best years behind or in front of you?
In front of me for sure.

47. Favorite porn movie?
Top Gun

48. Are you in love now?
I’m always in love.

49. Ever been in love with a straight guy/girl?
Once—then I grew up.

50. Did you ever have sex with them?
God no!!!

51. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Yes—frighteningly unsexy.

52. Have you ever been to a bath house?
Yeah—and my boss was there!!!

53. Ever had sex in public?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.