You know you are bored when...

you would rather hear a bush speech...

balance your checkbook....

watch and shop at QVC...

imagine the lifestyles of eskimos...

debate if it would be more painful to be kicked in the balls or have all your pubic hair plucked out...

think that "I love Lucy" pottery is a good investment....

flashback to your SATs....

watch Armagedon...

meet Julia Ormond....(and you know she makes me feel)...

wonder what the sound of one handd clapping is....

buy a Clay Aiken album...

making plans for "Color me mine"...

place mental bets on whether Paula Cole could kick the Indigo girls asses...

replay the entire M.C. Hammer story (as told by VH1) in your mind...