A Foghorn Kind of Day

So, I am having just one of those days… Not good or bad but rather annoying in a hard to figure out way. Maybe it’s too much yoga or trying to quit smoking or feeling totally useless but somehow, right now, I am just on edge… In “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” Audrey describes it as having the reds… But I’m having a foghorn day… I came up with this idea awhile back—just to have a little foghorn the size of maybe a lighter or a flashlight… That when a annoyed one could just beep it at the offending party… Over eager sales people, scary single guys, family members who start with the sentence “What are you doing with your life?” Just—BEEP. I’m sorry bgut I don’t need to hear you nor does anyone else you come into contact with today… Thank you but try again later… I don’t want to deafen people, just stun them long enough to either run away or nnoy them as much as they have me… I guess it is a mean idea but just picturing it make me smile…