Top Ten Things I Do When Not Working

1) Catch up on my daytime tv-did you know Victor took over Newman again?

2) Reread all my Jane Austen novels from the good to the best.

3) Reorganize my music on my computer then act amazed at how gay it all seems.

4) Clean out my closet and donate untrendy things to goodwill.

5) Debate career change to something more consistent like hooking or accounting.

6) Wonder if I can afford a small vacation.

7) Make up my sleep lost while working.

8) Take long walks to the post office for lack of things to do.

9) Make tons of dinner/lunch plans with the nightshift people.

10) Leave long lingering messages on friends’ voicemails for no apparent reason.